Michelle Hunziker in a Thong of the Day
The fascinatiing thing about this ass…is not that it belongs to super famous Michelle Hunziker…who I have done posts on but still don’t know what she is…or what she does…or really why I am even posting...
View ArticleSofia Vergara Cleavetastic All The Time and Other Fine Things to Ogle
Sofia Vergara knows how to flaunt her one of her best features. (TMZ) Gisele Bundchen hotness goes back for many years. (HuffPo) Nicki Minaj asstastic might invade your TV every week. (FoxNews) Katy...
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This IS the look: A sweaty Colin Farrell in a sensible blazer and some sweat shorts. The perfect ensemble for when you want to conduct a serious business meeting on the treadmill. - Celebitchy It was...
View ArticleTeen Mom Janelle Throwback Leaked Nudes of the Day
Someone sent me these pre-implant Teen Mom Janelle piics…even though I’VE ALREADY SEEN THE IMPLANTS and thus have no reason to see her old shitty tits…..but I’m for any publicity stunt that hit…why the...
View ArticleWhen Actresses Turn to Stripping to Pay the Bills
Last night you were treated to photos of everyone's favorite ex-Disney star basically wrap her legs behind the ears of her Mouseketeer hat with leaked images of Vanessa Hudgens in the trailer for...
View ArticleKim Kardashian had a threesome with a pornstar?
While I have every reason to believe that this story was a plant by Kris Jenner because getting attention at all costs is what she puts down on her taxes as her profession, I’m going to run this story...
View ArticleNicole Kidman Looks Like a Million Dollars of Sexy in V Magazine
One of these days, we're going to go through the process of showing off the great pictures of the former Mrs. Tom Cruises and just kind of wonder to ourselves if we see some sort of pattern. Like,...
View ArticleMorning Hangover Dump of the Day
I hate lesbians because lesbians hate me but for some reason ended up at a lesbian bar…where I tried integrating with their kind although confused by their boy-like facial hair and combat boots…but...
View ArticleBarbara Palvin in her Bra for Terry Richardson of the DAy
Barbara Palvin is some 12 year old model who I assume is 18 by now, but who might as well be 12, because I’m old as fuck and so are you, and jerking off to a barely legal is some creepy shit that we...
View ArticleAudrina Patridge Whips Out the Leather Short Shorts for a No Bull View of Her...
This is most definitely becoming the summer of the sextastic legs in Hottieville, with each leading lady trying to outdo each other in the alluring stems department. For those of us who admittedly must...
View ArticleMorning Hangover Dump of the Day
I don’t know why girls want to fuck me, because let’s face it I don’t shower, but for some reason, girls want to fuck me…..and they don’t even want me to pay them….sometimes I throw a 20 their...
View ArticleJuliette Lewis in Her bikini of the Day
Juliette Lewis is a monster, but I would fuck the dirty, grimey, smelly, greasy, dying shit out of her, despite the HIV scare that is her pussy. She just screams “lock me in your fucking basement,...
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Katy Perry and John Mayer's true love romance ended after only 3 months, but at least she'll always have the occasional outbreak to remember him by - Lainey Gossip I'm going to assume that Kristen...
View ArticleOlivia Wilde’s Bikini Pictures of the Day
Olivia Wilde is the worst….I don’t know why I hate her for no fucking reason or why I think it is funny to laugh at her, mainly because her last name is actually COCKBURN…..a name she was willing to...
View ArticleLiLo Got Banned From Her Crack Home Away From Crack Home
Lindsay Lohan shouldn't even be trusted for one hour in a Super 8 motel room in Barstow, but for some reason, The Chateau Marmont let her stay with them for 47 days this summer and they didn't make her...
View ArticleRosie Huntington Whiteley for Maxim Portugal August 2012 of the Day
I followed Rosie Huntington Whiteley on Instagram last night for no real reason other that boredom and laughed when I saw the last two pics she posted were of her husband’s recent movie – Expendables 2...
View ArticleSelena Gomez is Getting Fat of the Day
Like most Mexican women I know….their tight bodies start to fail them by the time they hit 20…usually they have 4 kids by that time so I just assumed that was the reason….land a man, don’t use...
View ArticleCandice Swanepoel is Awesome in Elle Brazil of the Day
Being a huge fan of Candice Swanepoel for reason I like to call her awesome fucking face and body that are both amazing to look at in picture and video especially when she is half naked and getting...
View ArticleKris Humphries Sued For Allegedly Giving A Woman Herpes, Woman Sadly Not Kim...
A year before agreeing to be Kim Kardashian‘s fake husband, Kris Humphries allegedly had unprotected sex with a woman who claims he gave her herpes and is now suing him for it because apparently you...
View ArticleJennifer Lopez Bikini Pictures for a Bit of Veteran Saucy Pool Drop
Jennifer Lopez is not shy about showing off her body, another reason to completely dig the 40-something MILFtastic entertainer and former American Idol host (who isn't a former American Idol host at...
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